Clavich

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I refer to "clavich" as the pouch of fat just below the stomach...it's the "bubble-ish" protrusion of eell-rounded fat that presses against tight pants...usually best seen when wearing polyester numbers!

I was surprised to see that even after a weight loss procedure, she showed clavich. Or

He is a rather handsome dude but packs a mini clavich under those spandex shorts.

Clavich by Ponder Love September 14, 2016

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The clavicle compliment

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work

Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"

The clavicle compliment by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

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Clavicle

Repulsive deflated breasts

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers

Clavicle by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

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Clavicles

Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd

Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass

Just wanted to say you have great clavicles

Clavicles by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

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Hypothetical them clavicles

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

Hypothetical them clavicles by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

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Clavicle Biting

When one bites another's clavicle (collar bone) gently, causing tickling, arousal, and awkwardness. Used to turn some on, but to creep out others.

Boy 1: My girlfriend and me did clavicle biting today...it was HOT!
Boy 2: WTF man...my girlfriend did that to me too, but it freaked me out!

Clavicle Biting by trippin333 December 4, 2009

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clavicaphobia

The fear of anything touching one’s collar bones.

Chuck Norris is said to only wince at someone utilizing his clavicaphobia against him. His immediate reflex is a Texas Ranger roundhouse of course.

clavicaphobia by Wooly Mammoth February 13, 2021

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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