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Clavich

I refer to "clavich" as the pouch of fat just below the stomach...it's the "bubble-ish" protrusion of eell-rounded fat that presses against tight pants...usually best seen when wearing polyester numbers!
I was surprised to see that even after a weight loss procedure, she showed clavich. Or

He is a rather handsome dude but packs a mini clavich under those spandex shorts.
by Ponder Love September 14, 2016
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The clavicle compliment

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work
Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Clavicle

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers
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Clavicles

Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd

Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass
Just wanted to say you have great clavicles
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Hypothetical them clavicles

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.
"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"
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Clavicle Biting

When one bites another's clavicle (collar bone) gently, causing tickling, arousal, and awkwardness. Used to turn some on, but to creep out others.
Boy 1: My girlfriend and me did clavicle biting today...it was HOT!
Boy 2: WTF man...my girlfriend did that to me too, but it freaked me out!
by trippin333 December 4, 2009
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clavicaphobia

The fear of anything touching one’s collar bones.
Chuck Norris is said to only wince at someone utilizing his clavicaphobia against him. His immediate reflex is a Texas Ranger roundhouse of course.
by Wooly Mammoth February 13, 2021
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