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clapsacker 

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
clapsacker by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

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An exclamation of surprise, specifically when somebody runs a feather down your back; or a birds feather floats down in front of you.
Person one: *runs feather down person two's back*
Person two: "clappacheekachicabombaywarzoneisarosedogeggspantsuperstarpoprockstarfishopaleyedsoundwavesecrectsantafantasticgongringingskilledmonkeydoodlewetdogzebrafacedbabooncharcoalminecartridingintolava!!"
Person one: "what..?"

clapacity 

How much smacking-together-of-palms thunder a particular crowd can produce.
Da larger da group of people, da greater its clapacity.
clapacity by QuacksO March 12, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026