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Clap Dance

When your balls are nice and slippery/sweaty (wet in some way) and you arch your legs so that your nuts can swing freely. Then you make them swing back and forth so that they slap up against your gooch and what not and make a clapping sound.
Oh great, Daniel's out of the shower and he's gonna do a clap dance.
by Kevin May 1, 2006
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crapdance

a dance popular with toddlers/small children. occurs when a shit
is held in for too long resulting in pain and or discomfort in said child. not wanting to tell anyone for wanting to keep play. the child then starts to dance also know as the potty dance though the latter is normal related to the bladder.
child's thought: hmm now let me see play or shit ill wait an hour and then go
mother:!!! oh god u shit your pant!?!?!? why didn't you go in the crapper
child:you said many bad words
mother: o lordy lordy why didn't i go ahead with the abortion i should have known you were doing the crapdance the whole time
by yukyuk April 16, 2009
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