Ciuc
A Ciuc is a mythological animal almost as rare as an unicorn. In appearance he resembles a dark-haired Yeti. It is very often mistaken for BigFoot or even an urban monkey mostly because of the hair covering nearly 100% of his body. It's prime characteristic is the poor eyesight and huge libido. Many people claim to have seen him, yet nobody has any memory regarding their interaction with this creature. The only thing they remember is waking up in a dark forest with an extreme trembling of their booty hole and the vague smell of chloroform which is thought to be mass produced by this creature's armpits.
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