A Ciuc is a mythological animal almost as rare as an unicorn. In appearance he resembles a dark-haired Yeti. It is very often mistaken for BigFoot or even an urban monkey mostly because of the hair covering nearly 100% of his body. It's prime characteristic is the poor eyesight and huge libido. Many people claim to have seen him, yet nobody has any memory regarding their interaction with this creature. The only thing they remember is waking up in a dark forest with an extreme trembling of their booty hole and the vague smell of chloroform which is thought to be mass produced by this creature's armpits.
by Rambo1664 September 7, 2013
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Giacomo: ma che cazzo dici Davide? Sei un ciuccio!
Giacomo: ma che cazzo dici Davide? Sei un ciuccio!
by Mrr318 November 28, 2021
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Get the ciućmięga mug.Guy: Sara ciucciamelo
Sara: Ok, garararagara
Guy: Sara give me a blow job
Sara: Ok, garararagara
*playing fortnite
Guy1: ti ho ucciso, ciucciamelo!
Guy2: vaffanculo!
*playing fortnite
Guy1: I killed you, suck my dick!
Guy2: Fuck you!
Sara: Ok, garararagara
Guy: Sara give me a blow job
Sara: Ok, garararagara
*playing fortnite
Guy1: ti ho ucciso, ciucciamelo!
Guy2: vaffanculo!
*playing fortnite
Guy1: I killed you, suck my dick!
Guy2: Fuck you!
by Tizio17 May 29, 2021
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ciućmak: give me this sleeve, my bear
someone: I won't give you a sleeve!
ciućmak: fucking blocking you! do you smoke cigarettes? tell me
someone: I won't give you a sleeve!
ciućmak: fucking blocking you! do you smoke cigarettes? tell me
by zupalol November 20, 2021
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by a.ndred November 18, 2023
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