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A Ciuc is a mythological animal almost as rare as an unicorn. In appearance he resembles a dark-haired Yeti. It is very often mistaken for BigFoot or even an urban monkey mostly because of the hair covering nearly 100% of his body. It's prime characteristic is the poor eyesight and huge libido. Many people claim to have seen him, yet nobody has any memory regarding their interaction with this creature. The only thing they remember is waking up in a dark forest with an extreme trembling of their booty hole and the vague smell of chloroform which is thought to be mass produced by this creature's armpits.
"He used to look like a total ciuc before he shaved."
Ciuc by Rambo1664 September 7, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
The Italian word for “dumbass” or “stupid mule”. Can be used to mock friends, enemies, or both!
Davide: guardate che le formice sono verdi, non marroni!
Giacomo: ma che cazzo dici Davide? Sei un ciuccio!
Ciuccio by Mrr318 November 28, 2021
Related Words

ciućmięga 

Ciamajda, fajtłapa
Osoba 1: "Ale wolno jedzie, blokuje nam drogę!"
Osoba 2: "Co za ciućmięga!"
ciućmięga by netd September 1, 2022
The nicest person you'll ever meet.
Be Like ciuci
ciuci by mariaaaaa18 August 27, 2017

ciucciamelo 

Ciucciamelo is an Italian word to say “give me a blow job” or an insult to manifest superiority
Guy: Sara ciucciamelo
Sara: Ok, garararagara

Guy: Sara give me a blow job
Sara: Ok, garararagara

*playing fortnite

Guy1: ti ho ucciso, ciucciamelo!
Guy2: vaffanculo!

*playing fortnite
Guy1: I killed you, suck my dick!
Guy2: Fuck you!
ciucciamelo by Tizio17 May 29, 2021
Ciućmak is a great homie who loves sleeves, but he often pisses him off when someone refuses to give him a sleeve. He likes to get drunk and smoke cigarettes
ciućmak: give me this sleeve, my bear
someone: I won't give you a sleeve!
ciućmak: fucking blocking you! do you smoke cigarettes? tell me
ciućmak by zupalol November 20, 2021
cea mai misto gagica hei, plesciuca a scris asta! esti misto esti gagica daca vezi asta aici vreodata da mi ss ce o fi fost
Ce faci Ciucu?

Ciucu ciucu ciucu ciucu

We love Ciucu and her family
Ciucu by a.ndred November 18, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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