The Cincinnatti Nick takes place when a man uses bulk 10W40 oil to lube two pieces of sandwich bread, then inserts his penis between them. The Cincinnatti Nick is then served up with jizz mayonnaise to an unwitting female while she is asleep on his futon.
Mr. Gers served his unconscious prostitute a Cincinnatti Nick sandwich last night, and she didn't charge a dime!
by wetwillywednesday June 20, 2011