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A malay word typically used by adolescent teenage males in high school, it is always used to describe one as being a stupid bitch and unable to teach properly due to excessive stupidity, typically inherited by the students.

Also means someone who licks the Guru Besar's ass on a daily basis and kinky actions to shove a ruler up a student's ass.

why are you late, bro?

Cikgu scolded me.

Cikgu by 每天㞗膣屄 February 8, 2018

Cikgu Aisyah is a gangster she invited a worker at Club Heal?

Cikgu Aisyah is a gangster she invited a worker at Club Heal? by sdinaz October 23, 2023

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Cingulomania

A desire to hold someone in your arms.

"I met my old childhood friend today, she was so cute, now I suffer from cingulomania all the time!" ~Some dude

Cingulomania by Solstickan September 6, 2011

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Cigups

When your smoking a cigarette and accidentally swallow air thus giving you the hiccups. Every time you then take a drag you hiccup.

"Damn, I was enjoying this cigarette until I got the Cigups"

"Damn I was enjoying this cigarette until I got the cigups".

Cigups by Josh Hallstrom April 8, 2015

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Cingulate melding

The feeling as if your living environment has been welding and shaping your personality a certain way so that you can perform a certain task without flaws or problems.

A webtoon called 'It's Mine' perfectly depicts how our protagonist, Yohan Do, gets cingulate molded into a psychopathic stalker by his father since childhood. A perfect depiction of cingulate melding.

Cingulate melding by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

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cingular

A phone company that nobody seems to know whether it's really good or really bad because everyone is on crack.

Guy 1: Cingular sucks! It's screwing up my life!

Guy 2: I love Cingular! I masturbate to it every day!

cingular by Cheez Wizz July 21, 2008

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Cisgunder

A derogatory term used by members of the firearms community to refer to people who assume one's political identity based on gun ownership.

You're assuming that I'm a Republican just because I said I have an AR15? Well I'm a Democrat, you fucking cisgunder bigot!

Cisgunder by ArrBaby November 12, 2016

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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