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A larger than normal Canadian-Greek immigrant from the Acworth, GA area with a pizza restaurant whose product is marginally better than Little Caesar's. He suffers from adult MEGA-ADHD & compulsive eating from boredom, has no sense of social grace, and is a dead ringer for Ron Jeremy.
- Where's Chumpty Dumpty?
- Oh you mean Malaka? He's in the refrigerator, you surprised?
- Nope that cheap bastard is always in other people's refrigerators.
by Fishball February 23, 2015
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