When one is romantically attracted to those younger than themselves although not necessarily in a sexual manner. The age differences as a result of this phenomena can go to extremes.
"Its not that you are too old, it's just that I'm chronologically impaired."
"There is nothing wrong with him being a bit older than her, he is just chronologically impaired."
"Vampires are like hundreds of years old yet still go for teenagers, guess they are just chronologically impaired."
"I don't think your son will like her, she is a bit young." "No worries he is chronologically impaired."
"Tell him that you are in high school, don't you know that all guys are chronologically impaired?"
"There is nothing wrong with him being a bit older than her, he is just chronologically impaired."
"Vampires are like hundreds of years old yet still go for teenagers, guess they are just chronologically impaired."
"I don't think your son will like her, she is a bit young." "No worries he is chronologically impaired."
"Tell him that you are in high school, don't you know that all guys are chronologically impaired?"
by Knightoftheholysword January 23, 2018
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