"Its not that you are too old, it's just that I'm chronologically impaired."

"There is nothing wrong with him being a bit older than her, he is just chronologically impaired."

"Vampires are like hundreds of years old yet still go for teenagers, guess they are just chronologically impaired."

"I don't think your son will like her, she is a bit young." "No worries he is chronologically impaired."

"Tell him that you are in high school, don't you know that all guys are chronologically impaired?"