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He has the best dick of all time. Girls love to sleep with him and suck his dick.
M-Chris has a big dick
M-Chris by Bad girl riri November 21, 2021
A sexy guy that has all the girls attention. He has the biggest dick out of all his boys. Girls love to sleep with him and get fucked in the ass the pussy and the mouth it’s so good that they cry from it.
M-Chris has the biggest dick
m-chris by Bad girl riri November 22, 2021

Chris Miller

A Chris Miller is when you drink one beer before leaving for work and another in the car on the way there. Made famous by arthouse legend Chris Miller.
I did a Chris Miller every day for two weeks straight after my last ex walked out
Chris Miller by spigotthebear October 24, 2019

Does Chris moisturize? 

The idea of questioning if Chris from Mrbeast YouTube videos moisturizes.

chris motionless 

Chris Motionless (Chris Cerulli) is the vocalist for the metalcore band Motionless In White. He is also the sexiest man alive. Has many tattoos and 3 lip piercings and fabulous hair and amazing abs and just gorgeous overall. He is also one of the song writers for his band. Their lyrics are perfect and beautiful and I love all their songs. Chris' voice is one of the best I've ever heard and Motionless In White is definitely a life saving/changing band. I couldn't thank them enough for just existing.
Me: You know the band Motionless In White?
Friend: Yeah they're great. Chris Motionless is amazing.
chris motionless by A Band Whore November 11, 2013

Chris Morris 

The comedic genius behind (and in front of) "On The Hour" "The Day Today" "Brass Eye" "Blue Jam" "Jam" "Jaaaaam" "My Wrongs 8245 - 8249 & 117" "Nathan Barley" among other things.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
The Day Today:
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."

Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"

Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)

Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."

Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
Chris Morris by Biblo September 11, 2005