Chongling Chode 

(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.

Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.

Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life

Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!

Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.

Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.

Chongling Chode by chongler69 September 16, 2009

chodeling

1. The un-savory acts performed by a Chode Yodler
2. The offspring of a Chode Yodler

1. "did you hear Kyle was caught chodeling Steve in the locker room?"
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."

chodeling by simple_inhibition May 9, 2008

chodeling

A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.

Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.

chodeling by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019

Chodeling

The act of having someone eat your chode (the area between the genitals and the anus; see perineum) while they make repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or “chest voice) and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.

Last night after dinner my wife gave me a good chodeling. The muffled yodels sounded like we were clubbing baby seals

Chodeling by GhostofKillDozer November 6, 2019

Chodeling

The sound of air whistleing as it passes over one's chode

Mr. Sachse likes to chodel after giving his man bitch a ball bath.

Chodeling by silly_salami October 9, 2003

Chodeling

(Verb) The act of sucking the Male partners Chode whilst you yodel.

“She does a great job chodeling”

Chodeling by Lemon-Lime85 February 25, 2026