Chocolate Horse 

When you are having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea and their diarrhea leaks all over the genitals and all over the area you are engaging in the anal sex

Guy #1: "So dude, you have sex with your girlfriend earlier?"

Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."

Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"

Chocolate Horse by MPD95 June 13, 2011

chocolate horse grab

when you smother a live horse in chocolate pudding while you lick its asshole while strangeling and elf

chocolate horse grab by Anonymous October 10, 2003

if she was chocolate she'd eat herself 

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!

" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"

if she was chocolate she'd eat herself by jamboree08 May 28, 2008

chocolatemorsel 

only for cookies.

C O O K I E S O N L Y.

“Oh frick, wHeRes the chocolatemorsels?”

chocolatemorsel by ChocolateMorsel October 5, 2019