Chleton

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To avoid works by showing up late, pretending to be on the phone, acting like they need to talk to someone in the office, or using the bathroom between 8:30-9am.

"I wasn't supposed to walk the house this morning, but I got Chletoned"
"Did you just Chleton me?"
"I just got Chletoned, HARD"
"That's the third time you Chletoned me this week!"

Chleton by PhishGuy24 April 14, 2021

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Coleton

Pretty chill dude. Laid back and fun to be around. Major flirt with all the ladies. Usually athletic. Just a legit guy.

Dude who was that cool guy? Not sure, he's prolly a coleton

Coleton by wham bam thank ya ma'am April 21, 2010

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Coleton

A really awesome guy! Really funny, plays guitar, sings, and plays football. Not very good at multitasking. Loves the color blue. Coleton is someone who should hurry up and ask me to homecoming!! :)

Person 1: wouldn't it be so awesome if Coleton sang and played guitar for me when he asked me to homecoming? Jus sayin.

Person 2: yes that would be so awesome

Coleton by Leeky :) September 6, 2011

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ChLemons

Regular Lemons, but it starts with a Ch

"Hey man, when you go to the store can you pick me up some ChLemons"

"No problem"

ChLemons by Fishman1319 January 20, 2020

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Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.

Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.

Coleton Noises by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021

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Coleton

Coleton is really nice and hot and amazing. He is so loving and he cares for you. You will not be left out. :)
Coleton's are easily loveable

Coleton is awesome

Coleton by be happily June 4, 2018

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Coleton

Someone who is a strong southern man. He is a one girl at a time type man and he treats every woman like a gem. He loves the outdoors and his truck. At most times he is working but he is always trying to be the best he can be. Coletons are traditional romantics. They are respectful to anyone and handle situations with responsibility.

Wow Coleton got a huge buck when he went hunting.
Coleton treats his girlfriend like a queen.

Coleton by LittleAce July 31, 2018

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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