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To avoid works by showing up late, pretending to be on the phone, acting like they need to talk to someone in the office, or using the bathroom between 8:30-9am.
"I wasn't supposed to walk the house this morning, but I got Chletoned"
"Did you just Chleton me?"
"I just got Chletoned, HARD"
"That's the third time you Chletoned me this week!"
Chleton by PhishGuy24 April 14, 2021
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Pretty chill dude. Laid back and fun to be around. Major flirt with all the ladies. Usually athletic. Just a legit guy.
Dude who was that cool guy? Not sure, he's prolly a coleton
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A really awesome guy! Really funny, plays guitar, sings, and plays football. Not very good at multitasking. Loves the color blue. Coleton is someone who should hurry up and ask me to homecoming!! :)
Person 1: wouldn't it be so awesome if Coleton sang and played guitar for me when he asked me to homecoming? Jus sayin.

Person 2: yes that would be so awesome
Coleton by Leeky :) September 6, 2011

ChLemons 

Regular Lemons, but it starts with a Ch
"Hey man, when you go to the store can you pick me up some ChLemons"

"No problem"
ChLemons by Fishman1319 January 20, 2020

Coleton Noises 

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.
Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.
Coleton Noises by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021
Coleton is really nice and hot and amazing. He is so loving and he cares for you. You will not be left out. :)
Coleton's are easily loveable
Coleton is awesome
Coleton by be happily June 4, 2018
Someone who is a strong southern man. He is a one girl at a time type man and he treats every woman like a gem. He loves the outdoors and his truck. At most times he is working but he is always trying to be the best he can be. Coletons are traditional romantics. They are respectful to anyone and handle situations with responsibility.
Wow Coleton got a huge buck when he went hunting.
Coleton treats his girlfriend like a queen.
Coleton by LittleAce July 31, 2018
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