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Frugal Chinamen 

A man who is anticipating having sex later in the evening makes sure to bring a pair of chopsticks with him. In the event of a sexual encounter, he starts having sex doggy style, and when the woman starts to climax he takes out the chopsticks and reaches in to her removed pants and takes her wallet
"Milch spent so much money on this bitch at the bar that he frugal chinamened her at her house later that night. He wasn't paying for all those fucking tequila shots."
Frugal Chinamen by Bennett H September 16, 2008

Chinaman's Nightcap

Generally reserved for Opium, but can be used for all opiate based drugs.
Me: Got any chinaman's nightcap my man?
Local Drug Dealer: Eh?
Chinaman's Nightcap by Chrustler March 31, 2006

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance 

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

Chinaman's chance 

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.
Chinaman's chance by octopod March 4, 2004

Dirty Chinaman 

The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.
Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...
Dirty Chinaman by Hit Rock Bottom February 26, 2011

Mad-Chinaman 

An intense, high velocity bowel movement. The name refers to the likeness of an angry fast speaking Chinese man to the sound and rhythm of the before mentioned intense bowel movement.
I ate some bad Mexican food and later released a mad-chinaman
Mad-Chinaman by JMFDizzler February 16, 2009
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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