The act of a chinese roll-on is when a guy ejaculates into a girls armpit, and rolls the tip of his penis in an up-and-down motion.
"It was a hot summers night so I gave her the good ol' Chinese Roll-on to keep her deodorised."
"She let me give her a Chinese Roll-on and I was inlove."
"She let me give her a Chinese Roll-on and I was inlove."
by hitchhiker September 21, 2011
The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.
Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.
Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.
Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.
Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!
Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.
Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.
Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!
by sexual dievient. April 22, 2009
When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.
by MrInevitability July 14, 2017