Chimp Bandit 

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

Chimp Bandit by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

drunken chip bandit 

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.

You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"

drunken chip bandit by youngjeasy December 14, 2011