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A low sperm count caused by chronic masturbation in order to keep only healthy and fresh semen on board.
My entire family had the flu so I jerked off 3 times a day for a week to keep my chiflow low.
Chiflow by Ocean Reefer III June 24, 2009
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Chilloween 

October 26, celebrated by doing nothing all day except chilling.
no work, no school, no chores, meet your friends, chill out ...etc.
During Chilloween, people relax and have fun.
Chilloween by asigh_of_relief October 25, 2011
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The cool, refreshing underside of your pillow.
It was getting really hot in bed, so I flipped to my chillow.
chillow by Count Suckula June 19, 2007

David Chidlow 

The sexiest and most powerful man in the world. Period.
John: I wish I was as sexy as David Chidlow he gets poon everyday.

Jim: Indeed, he is soo poweful!!

Chilloween 

An alternative (or complementary) holiday to Halloween celebrated by listening to lo-fi music, drinking fine drinks, and chatting with friends in a relaxed setting.
Ayy bruh, you finna pop a fancy and kick back with me this Chilloween?
Chilloween by Voidlight October 31, 2018
To use someones cheast , male or female, as some sort of pillow.
Girl1: im'a use you boobs as a chillow, m'kay?
Girl2: whatever
Chillow by abscond2hell+back December 7, 2014
A pillow that has been left outside the blanket and has now become reasonably cold.
This is ideal for any sleeping situation.
I finally got into bed and realized I have a new chillow.
Chillow by JD Rips April 19, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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