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Chiefland 

A podonk little town on the outskirts of nowhere loacted in northeast Fl (not the panhandle) that collectively owns 10 teeth and an 8th grade reading level. Everyone lives in a trailer and all the men are either chauvanistic wife beaters or hide their gay lifestyles so as not to be publically hanged. The one "shopping district" in the entire town consists of a Walmart plaza and a run down pizza shop. This is the ultimate breeding ground for rednecks and cockroaches. Don't blink-- you might drive by and not notice it.
Me: Dad, why did God make Chiefland?

Dad: Well, he had a little pile of sand left over when he was done creating the earth, so he took a dump on it and called it Chiefland.
Chiefland by Jennizzle October 8, 2008

Chiefland, FL 

Chiefland is a small town on the Gulf coast of FL. It has roughly 5,000 people. It is home to the best people in the world. Most people from Chiefland are either successful or go to jail. The high school, middle school, and elementary school are all named Chiefland. The largest store is a Wal-Mart, which grossed over a billion dollars and at one time was the most profitable Wal-Mart in the world. People from surrounding communities are so envious of Chiefland that they come sit in our parking lots just to soak up the awesomeness. One of the most famous people in Chiefland is Travis Montgomery, whom is an accomplished rap star as well as a highly skilled video producer. The most notable person is Chase Brookins who is a pimp, thug, lady's man, break dancing prodigy, accomplished scientist, Olympic swimmer, master chef, and last but not least owner of the Myas Chinese resturaunt. With such famous figures in town, it's hard to see why anyone would leave (without being in handcuffs).
Chiefland, FL is a city.

Son: Dad what is Chiefland?

Dad: It's that bomb place where Travis Montgomery and Chse Brokkins live. It's a city without limits and police without training.

The most awesome town in FL is called Chiefland.

Chiefland High School has a bomb Twerk Team.

Chiefland is a city in FL, and they have boiled peanuts.

What's that town called? Chiefland.

chillando 

"Lml I'm Chillando right now!"
chillando by BriBriBri February 9, 2014
Welcome to Chinkland... I mean China
Spanish slang for crazy/bratty.
Look at that little girl throwing a fit... she s so chiflada...
Chiflada by Belladonna_dea August 24, 2009
Chelandri is a very generous and loving person.She wouldn't think twice before jumping in front of a gun for her family.
She is different than other people,but all people loves her as she is.
Chelandri has the silkiest hair,the softest skin and a blossoming personality.
She doesn't care what people think about her, and always look at the bright side of things.She would never hurt someone or something if it didn't hurt her family or friends.
Chelandri, you are a very kind person.
Hi,are you going to Chelandri's party ?

chinflanca 

Alicia is a chinflanca
chinflanca by KMBPineapple June 14, 2020
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