Chi-zzit 

A word implied by ignorant idiots who think that they can make up for their lack-of-life by using extremely moronic slang to replace famous swearwords. People who say this are generally using the word as a cry for help. "Help me! I'm a buffoon who doesn't know proper grammar! Somebody shoot me now!"

Person - "Chi-zzit! I fo-gawt mah boukz in da li-brah-rie! Sohm-wan caum wit me 2 geht dem, yo!"
Me - "..." *kicks incessantly*

Chi-zzit by The Stepllen April 12, 2005

chizzity 

The act of getting so stoned that you've gone beyond the mortal plane of existence... or just being really high.

Duuuuuude, im so f'in chizzity chizzity chopped dawg

chizzity by Lord Hasenpfeffer March 3, 2018

chizzita 

beautiful and loved woman

you are a chizzita

chizzita by Sergio August 31, 2003

Ham chizzit 

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright

“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”

Ham chizzit by Living Woman May 21, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019