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Chi-zzit 

A word implied by ignorant idiots who think that they can make up for their lack-of-life by using extremely moronic slang to replace famous swearwords. People who say this are generally using the word as a cry for help. "Help me! I'm a buffoon who doesn't know proper grammar! Somebody shoot me now!"
Person - "Chi-zzit! I fo-gawt mah boukz in da li-brah-rie! Sohm-wan caum wit me 2 geht dem, yo!"
Me - "..." *kicks incessantly*
Chi-zzit by The Stepllen April 12, 2005
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chizzity 

The act of getting so stoned that you've gone beyond the mortal plane of existence... or just being really high.
Duuuuuude, im so f'in chizzity chizzity chopped dawg
chizzity by Lord Hasenpfeffer March 3, 2018
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chizzita 

you are a chizzita
chizzita by Sergio August 31, 2003

Ham chizzit 

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”
Ham chizzit by Living Woman May 21, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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