Skip to main content

Chewy Baca 

GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWOOO!
In a Galaxy Far ....Far.......Even farther that Dog Patch...Away...
Related to many Baca families, singularly, this one, stole my ten-speed. He's hairy, tall, Brown and brown. I think crime stoppers is looking for him too! like Chewbaca, he doesn't comb his hair and he smells like a big dog or something. He's always half-dressed, runs with some dude, who is on the run from an evil empire. he fixes jalopes for a white guy (like in star wars) and when he talks you can't understand him, because he speaks Spanish or Chinese or something. He has a ruca, named Princess Litas too! I WANT MY BIKE BACK, BACA! GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
1. "Have you seen Chewy?"
2. "Chewy who?"
1. "Chewy Baca, You know?"
1. "That loco stole my ten-speed bike!"
2. "That really sharp one?"
1. "None other!"
2. "Did you lock your bike up?"
1. "No!" "Still, I want my ten-speed bike back Chewy Baca, or The Empire will Strike Back!"
Chewy Baca mug front
Get the Chewy Baca mug.
See more merch

Hairy Chewbaca 

When you go down on a girl and discover she doesnt have a landing strip...but a HAIRY CHEWBACA
A Hairy Mess in the vaginal area of a woman...DAMN BITCH, you got some hairy chewbaca down there, and I aint goin near that till you trim up!!!
Hairy Chewbaca by smartnet February 23, 2009

Chewbaca Defense 

A defense used by Johnny Cocran that was used help Chef in the episode Chef Aid in South Park
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this, is Chewbaca. Now why am i talking about Chewbaca when this man's life is on the line, i tell you... I dont know, I-Dont-Know.

chewbaca 

a very hairy and / or tall and broad shouldered woman. A woman having the characteristics of Chewbaca from Star Wars.
That bitch had a chewbaca mustache and hair on her tits.

Damn Girl!! You better trim those Chewbaca toenails before you rip the sheets.
chewbaca by Vinceums November 22, 2003

chewybacca 

When your getting a blowjob and she deepthroats it too much and then makes the sound of Chewbacca from Star Wars.
I was getting a chewybacca from some slut and then she threw up all over my dick becuase she had really strong gag reflexes.
chewybacca by Chocolate Drizzle January 23, 2007

chewbaca boots 

The furry boots EDM girls wear. Every year they kill a wookie, using it's fur for dance boots.... Aka mud tampons
These chewbaca boots soak up so much mud... Just like tampons..
chewbaca boots by Esol March 14, 2015

Chewbaca 

During the act of eating a girl out, you roll your toungue like a dirty mexican, making you sound like chewbaca. Usually causing instant sexual arouse for a woman making her want to ride you cock for hours.
Dude I went chewbaca on that girl last night, let me just tell you she instantly hopped on my cock, and she continued to ride it all night long.
Chewbaca by Vuh Jay Jay March 8, 2009