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Cheese syndrome

A syndrome that occurs in females who were attractive for the beginning part of their life, but after high school/college, their bodies burned out and now are considered below average on the male attraction scale. Opposite of wine syndrome.
Person A: Great to be here at the high school reunion.

Person B: Hey, isn't that Angela over there?

Person A: Man, she's disgusting now isn't she?

Person B: She must suffer from cheese syndrome
by JustThatGuy June 3, 2009
mugGet the Cheese syndromemug.

Cheese Cutter Syndrome

When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.
"That would have been the best shit of my life, except for the cheese cutter syndrome."
by Bryan1618 January 27, 2010
mugGet the Cheese Cutter Syndromemug.

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