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An ancient martial art practiced by grandmothers, aunts, mafia dons, drunken bar patrons and some managers. Depending on relationship with the intended target, both upper and lower cheeks are fair game.
Don't be playing silly games on me son or I will cheekfu you so fast that you will be numb for a week.
CheekFu by Jorge Alfaro August 24, 2006
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cheekbuster 

a cheekbuster is an individual who finds satisfaction in forcibly taking a man's buttcheeks ... usually in prison ... but it has been known to happen on the outside .... can also be applied to a traditional heterosexual relationship
big Mike was calling the shots , until his car found out he was bustin out buttcheeks , no he's just a cheekbuster
cheekbuster by wiggsplitter March 3, 2018

Cheerful 

An adjective describing someone so happy that they have a smile on their face. A lot.
I am feeling very CHEERFUL today! I know! I'll go twiddle my thumbs in a happy manner!.....OVER THERE!
Cheerful by geckoluver April 26, 2005

Florida Cheerful 

Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.
What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.
Florida Cheerful by illinoishorrorman December 30, 2018

Cheerful 

SprinkleofGlitter, is the happiest most fun loving person you could ever met.
Nothing compares to SprinkleofGlitter cheerful level
Cheerful by Theodosius August 26, 2014
A Mythological warrior princes of Cherub and Angelo-Saxton decent whose facial cheeks exceeds the average amount of fatty tissue, creating a cute and doll like appearence.
Did you ever read the story about Cheekus and Goliath?
Cheekus by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006
A vape of any sort used to ingest nicotine (usually with high potency).
“AYE cuh pass the cheefus.”

“Wanna hit the cheefus?”
“Let me hit the cheesus rq.”
cheefus by TremendousPeen August 21, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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