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french expression, means weird, suspicious, strange
born from "verlan" french slang that switch parts of some words like "maison" becomes "son-mai"
"chelou" comes from "louche"
-"laisse tomber trop chelou skeutru la vie dma mère"
chelou by kelfaaz October 23, 2008
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A mixture of Chelanne and daddy Donald (Trump). Doesn't want to get into politics yet talks politics all the time and will assign a crap ton of work not knowing we have lives.
Pickle Rick: Did you do that work for Chelonald?
Totus: Hell no, Chelonald needs to CHILL!!!
Chelonald by Echo_Echo54 November 5, 2018

Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.
"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"
Bap-chelor by petra1782 May 28, 2006

chelonaphobia 

Kel-own-uh-fobe-ee-uh: An extreme fear of turtles.
Her chelonaphobia struck once again as she veered off the road, a small turtle crossing in front of her.
chelonaphobia by Protothor August 1, 2007
A WAHM cloth diaper maker known for being seriously crazycakes. I mean, off-her-rocker crazy.
"Why are you so paranoid? What are you, Chelory?"
"We broke up and he showed up at my house unannounced. That is SO Chelory!"
Chelory by fluffmama March 2, 2012

Chelos syndrome

When you go out to eat, and you order way more than you can actually eat.
James and Jem order an appetizer, and full meals. They're full once they finish their appetizer, and are to stuffed to even eat their meals. They have Chelos syndrome.

James: "I'm going to order chicken wings, potato skins, and the steak meal"

Jem: "you know you won't be able to finish that, you have chelos syndrome right now"