neither an insect nor an animal, this nocturnal creature should be feared by all. Typically, if someone or something dies of an unnameable cause, the venomous Chaya is to blame. A solitary creature, the Chaya in the night takes more casualties than any other of the noctural predators. The Chaya has a particular taste for rich, Jewish flesh; what she doesn't kill with her lightening-fast hand, she takes with her razor-sharp knowledge of ahhhnime, mahhhnga, and Mobile.
by Probably Going to Hell October 10, 2006