Chas-Hands 

In relation to jazz hands, chas-hands is to call someone a wanker. Chas is a lonely guy who likes to pleasure himself, thus meaning he has chas hands.

You see that guy over there, he is such a chas-hand.

Go Chas-Hand yourself! (said in an insuting way)

I was on the todd all last night so i got my Chas-Hands on

Chas-Hands by Hutchist August 27, 2008

Chas Hands 

When you try to Nate but you miss and you try to catch your flying load.

I was trying out Nateing last night but I nutted unexpectedly and got Chas Hands

Chas Hands by Caprico March 1, 2017