Cereal Session
When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session
Brandon: hell yeah!
(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
John: Hey whats up how life man?
Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
John: why man?
Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.
John: aww man that fucking sucks.
John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
Brandon: what? no way?
John: yeah dude, weird huh?
Brandon: hell yeah!
(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
John: Hey whats up how life man?
Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
John: why man?
Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.
John: aww man that fucking sucks.
John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
Brandon: what? no way?
John: yeah dude, weird huh?
Cereal Session by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009
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