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Century High School 

A highschool located on Century Blvd. in Hillsboro, Oregon.

Everyone who is enrolled at Century smokes a ton of marijuana.

Probabbly the biggest pot-head school in the state.

The best part it the school's security is terrible and doesn't have the slightest clue that 98% of the student body has massive ammounts of drugs on them while in class.
Glenco Student: What are you doing Friday night?
Century High School student: Gunna get a dub and roll a fatty then go to Freddy's and munch it up.
Glenco Student: We don't smoke marijuana at our school.
Century High School student: Oh, that's dumb. We're high 24/7 here.
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Rochester Century High School 

Located in Rochester, Minnesota Century is the largest of the three public schools. It looks as though it was designed so if the school fails it could easily be converted to a prison. Century is also academically the strongest of schools in Rochester being ranked in Newsweek's top high schools in the country, it has higher AP scores, ACT/SAT scores and GPA's than the other Rochester schools. The downsides of this are that a 3.5 GPA could possibly get you in the 50th percentile of your class, also the sport culture at century is lack luster compared to the other schools in town. The teams aren't bad, just not many people care or go to games of any kind. Century is seen as being the richest and most pretentious of the public schools, this isn't true when you look at how many doctors kids go to rival Mayo High School. People from century hate mayo, and no one takes John Marshall high school seriously.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Rochester Century High School
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mayo... I hate you
Person 3: Uhh I go to JM
People 1 & 2: Ha! That's funny!

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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