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Century High School 

A highschool located on Century Blvd. in Hillsboro, Oregon.

Everyone who is enrolled at Century smokes a ton of marijuana.

Probabbly the biggest pot-head school in the state.

The best part it the school's security is terrible and doesn't have the slightest clue that 98% of the student body has massive ammounts of drugs on them while in class.
Glenco Student: What are you doing Friday night?
Century High School student: Gunna get a dub and roll a fatty then go to Freddy's and munch it up.
Glenco Student: We don't smoke marijuana at our school.
Century High School student: Oh, that's dumb. We're high 24/7 here.
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Rochester Century High School 

Located in Rochester, Minnesota Century is the largest of the three public schools. It looks as though it was designed so if the school fails it could easily be converted to a prison. Century is also academically the strongest of schools in Rochester being ranked in Newsweek's top high schools in the country, it has higher AP scores, ACT/SAT scores and GPA's than the other Rochester schools. The downsides of this are that a 3.5 GPA could possibly get you in the 50th percentile of your class, also the sport culture at century is lack luster compared to the other schools in town. The teams aren't bad, just not many people care or go to games of any kind. Century is seen as being the richest and most pretentious of the public schools, this isn't true when you look at how many doctors kids go to rival Mayo High School. People from century hate mayo, and no one takes John Marshall high school seriously.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Rochester Century High School
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mayo... I hate you
Person 3: Uhh I go to JM
People 1 & 2: Ha! That's funny!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026