Celesucking

Celebrating the birthday of a celebrity you have never met so much so that you might as well be sucking them off.

Scott: Where's Mikey been? He still hungover from celebrating Joakim Noah's birthday?

Mark: More like celesucking his ding dong.

by thisguyforsure February 26, 2013

celefuckingbration

The party you have after your mother-in-law leaves after staying at your house for a MONTH!

We’re having a celefuckingbration after dropping Karen off at the airport!

by BrendaLynda January 9, 2020