Cayminitis 

An extremely contagious disease spread from a lack of Caymin (aka, most wonderful girl ever).

Symptoms include:
-slowing respiratory rate
-Decreased appetite and/or weight loss
-Restlessness, irritability
-Poor school performance
-Severe insomnia or decreased need to sleep
-Shortness of breath
-Love sickness?

Victim: *Grabs Chest* Ohh God!

Doctor: Whatcha have here is some Cayminitis. I'm going to prescribe you with 20 minute talk sessions to her for the next week. I'm going to need to see you sometime next week to see how things are going.

Victim: Thanks Doc. your a life saver.

Cayminitis by madame Irglin August 22, 2010

Calvinitis 

A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

Calvinitis by onearmninja March 4, 2009

cuminitis 

An eye irritation caused by the presence of semen in one’s eye. Usually comes with redness, pain, and swelling on the eyelid.

“He came on my face last night, now I have cuminitis...”

“That sucks. Here, put this eye drop on this.”

cuminitis by TheFarEast February 2, 2021

cuminitis 

When you sleep in the same spot you cum and you get a rash on that same spot, usually located in the lower stomach or back region.

"ah man I got a case of the cuminitis again..."

cuminitis by The master of time lol March 11, 2014

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020