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When someone updates your facebook status without you noticing it and puts either something offensive or self-deprecating.
Facebook friend:"So you admit you're a child molester, at least that's what your facebook status says..."

You: "What the? Man, it looks like I got Cawstized!!"

Facebook friend: "Burn..."
Cawstized by UnamusingRambler August 5, 2011
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capsized motorboat 

When you turn someone over and place

your face in between the cheeks of someone's ass, and motorboat their ass.
Rickey thought Candie had a nice ass. He said he was a "Super Freak" and asked Candie if he could put his face in between her ass cheeks, and preform a Capsized Motorboat?

Capsized 

To fuck a very large chick in the ass. Referring to the woman as being a boat, you flip her over (capsize) and fuck that fudge makin hole.
I Capsized your girlfriend, Laquishaconnisha, so hard last night!
Capsized by bromoney April 28, 2011

capsized 

when you're drunk out of your mind. also see: jap-nasty
GOD I WAS FUCKING CAPSIZED LAST NIGHT. how did I get home?
capsized by neu January 26, 2004

chastized 

Deeply reprimanded, punished.
This youtuber was chastized by the fandom he criticized.
"I asked them listen to my explanation before commenting, but I was chastized anyway"
chastized by Lovelyfox5005 May 30, 2016
to come at another with rapid information, usually about another language
She castied me with grammatical errors, and interogatives
castied by minvta August 28, 2012

Capsized 

You’re Capsized compared to me!
Capsized by Shortboi1234 February 6, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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