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crankasaurus

A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.
Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.
crankasaurus by beer head September 11, 2009

Awkasaurus 

1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.

2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"
1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."

Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"

Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."

Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.

2. *watching a movie with a friend*

*parents walk in on the one sex scene*

Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"
Awkasaurus by nightfog23 August 12, 2011

Cuckasaurus

A person at the highest point of being a cuck
Did you hear John over there really likes to watch his wife get fucked he is a cuckasaurus
Cuckasaurus by Tookyotacos April 14, 2018

Cockasaurus 

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"
That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.
Cockasaurus by Zarr January 20, 2004

Cockasaurusrex 

A dinosaur from the jerassic period with few preserved fossils, its cock is so large it is said to be able to knock out any dinosaur with one hard swing of its massive penis
cockasaurusrex defeated the spinosaurus again! damn!
A cross breded animal between a dinosaur and a cow. Animal often has spots and is very big. The first cowasaur know is Julio.
That cowasaur is pretty cool, i love cross breded animals.
cowasaur by J-Dawg142452974 June 7, 2008