Cat Board 

The Cat Board is a piece of plywood, or similar, with two holes cut into it which placed close together.

The user pulls a cat’s tail through one of the holes and holds it so that they may molest the feline through the other hole without fear of being seriously scratched or bitten.

The Cat Board brings to mind the infamous gloryhole although it is perhaps more related to the stocks.

The sound the feline subject produces when the Cat Board is in use is likened to that of Kasey Chambers singing.

Thanks to Hunter gatherer of Sydney for describing the Cat Board and its use. Though he claims he has never owned and operated one himself.

Cat Board by Quixote de la Frankston May 7, 2008

cat boarding 

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

cat boarding by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

pussy cat on a boardwalk 

A passionate filler word. Can be used for everything. Lists of times interchangeable with the word fuck.

Pussy cat on a boardwalk I want to get drunk tonight.

Damn she’s hot pussy, cat on a boardwalk.

I mean pussy cat on a boardwalk that cheeseburger looks amazing.

pussy cat on a boardwalk by pcoabwcreator May 5, 2023

Catboarded 

Catboarding happens when a cat walks across your keyboard. Being catboarded is a legitimate defense for an embarrassing typo.

I've tried three times and I keep failing. Am I a loser?
You suc k
WHAT?
Sorry, I got catboarded. I meant to say you succeed only by not giving up.

Catboarded by bazuemague January 1, 2016