Castle Wolfenstein

1) The first in the Wolfenstein games. Used 2D overhead view and was released for the Apple 2 computer and the Commodore 64. It also used voice samples. It was about a US soldier who has to escape from Castle Wolfenstein and avoid Nazi's.
2) The Castle in the Wolfenstein game series.
3) Also reffered to as Wolfenstein 2D, has a sequal and a FPS created by ID software.

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Castle Wolfenstein by horror_blood July 8, 2004

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Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Modern revisit to the classic dawn of id software, and a stark change from the originals of the series (like Wolfenstein 3D). True to the FPS format, RtCW takes B.J Blazkowicz back to Nazi Germany, working for the Office of Secret Actions, where he must escape his dungeon prison Castle Wolfenstein, uncover the secret projects of the SS (e.g. the Venom gun and the the Super Soldier project), and eventually return to the castle to defeat the Nazi's ultimate weapon: the reincarnated Heinrich.

RtCW gives a modern spin on the Wolfenstein series and features many actual weapons and figureheads of the era (Colt 1911, Luger, Himmler) and several ficticious creations (the Venom, Tesla, and Lopers).

Return to Castle Wolfenstein by Wasser_Spiegel July 14, 2005

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Beyond Castle Wolfenstein

1) The second in the Wolfenstein game series. Came out for the Apple 2 and the Commodore 64. You have to leave a bomb outside of Adolf Hitlers room. And you also have to avoid Nazi's.
2) See Castle Wolfenstein

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Beyond Castle Wolfenstein by horror_blood July 8, 2004

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Castle von Wolfenstein

A basement in a pedophiles apartment

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."

Castle von Wolfenstein by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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