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Cashed Out Bitch

Any one who is out for the count, either sleeping, blacked out due to heavy drug usage or drinking, or someone who's been knocked the fuck out.

A.K.A.: C.O.B. (Cashed Out Bitch)
"Look at Kris Kloeping, he's so fucken high, he melted onto the couch...He's a Cashed Out Bitch!!"

"Dude, look at Gordy George Levi, he got so drunk and cashed out, woke up this mornin', threw up all over his bitch, rolled over and fell asleep again. It's 4pm, what a Cashed Out Bitch!!!"

Walking by the couch on the way out of the house, early in the morning, and someone's laying there asleep, right before closing the door behind you, you turn your head, and as loud as you can shout: Cashed Out Bitch!!! to wake them up...then walk away.

Carlton: "Damn, I love hiking with my camelback, UP camelback mountain!!...but im so drained, I'm a...Cashed Out Bitch!!!

Dr. Adessa:
"Yo, where's fronch? The party's starting!!"

Tokyo: "I dunno, I havent seen him"

Dr.Adessa:"Is that his leg sticking out the bathroom door?"

Tokyo: "Oh shit, he's a Cashed Out Bitch!!!"

Dr. Adessa: "Fuck it, who's gonna lift me for this keg stand?"
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