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Cartoon Planet 

A hilarious mid 90's animated variety show that features characters Space Ghost, Brak, and Zorak, from the 60's cartoon "Space Ghost" digitally placed into backgrounds part of "Cartoon Planet", the name of the show and where the show is hosted. Though Space Ghost and Zorak now focus more on comedy and conversation, Space Ghost claims that Brak went through brain damage shortly before coming on Cartoon Planet, hence his speech impediment and short term memory loss.

Not to be confused with Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Cartoon Planet is a completely separate show and actually began airing after Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

Main segments of the show included sing-a-longs, reading letters from viewers, story time, and others.
Ex1:

Brak: *singing* I'm going down highway 40 in my big ol' pickup truck!

Ex2:

Brak: I forget how to be mean, that radiation half-lobotomized me.

Space Ghost: Say, I've got an idea. Let Zorak teach you how to be mean.

Zorak: Oh, man! Do I hafta?

Space Ghost: Yes, you hafta.

Zorak: Okay Brak. Repeat after me. Space Ghost! I will destroy you!

Brak: Space Ghost! I will destroy you... if you don't mind.

Ex3:

Cartoon Planet Fan: If SGC2C and The Brak Show are on DVD, why isn't Cartoon Planet?! *rage*
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Cartoon Planet 

A shitty show that I thought would be comparable to "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" in terms of hilarity, but was sadly mistaken.
I thought Cartoon Planet would be funny when I decided to watch it, but I was disappointed.
Cartoon Planet by Pothedd May 17, 2011

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026