(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch,
twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (
asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-
piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical
masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh
yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife:
Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three,
baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and
nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...