Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.

After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.

Carson coma by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

Carsonoma 

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck

Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.

Carsonoma by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011