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Card Pooling 

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.
Card Pooling by Adgo September 6, 2009
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carpooling

The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.
Jeanette & Lorisa are in the back room carpooling.
carpooling by Agent J February 7, 2005

carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.
Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.
carpooling by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014

carpooling

When two to four guys are interested in the same girl and form an alliance in order to get the girl to like them and share. When there are more than four guys it is called busing. See polygamy or mormonism.
Bro 1: Yo bro, I hear you like this girl, too.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro. What about it?
Bro 1: You wanna form an alliance and carpool?
Bro 2: ....Yeah. We can go carpooling.
carpooling by JewBoyLeo December 9, 2015

carpooling

Carpooling- since sports make people tired out but yet they get exercise, carpooling can be considered a sport because you also get tired out by watching the people you are with in the car and making sure they dont cause trouble. and you get exercise by yelling at them and telling them to shutup and sit down so the cops dont see them when you run a red light.
carpooling.
carpooling by smexay! March 9, 2009

Internet Carpooling 

when a bunch of cheap kids decide to cheat the system
i was planning to ask my friends we should all pool in like open services of netflix, crunchyroll and hulu. Then we all pitch in for it. xDD CHEAPO STYLE
YOO, that's internet carpooling.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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