Caps Locks 

Caps Locks IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Noob 1: HEY BRO.
Noob 2: You liek caps locks?
Noob 1:ITS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Caps Locks by LikesGeneveve April 20, 2010

caps lock harry 

Using caps lock text in order to convey serious anger, outrage, sadness or grief. origin: Harry Potter and his outrageous CAPS LOCK YELLING throughout the series, but particularly in book 5.

john: i don't think we should see each other any more
jane: WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE, YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKER THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
john: woah settle down, don't go all caps lock harry on me.

caps lock harry by mofee November 10, 2009

Caps Lock Voice 

When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world.

Sara tried to get an attitude with me yesterday and I had to turn on my caps lock voice and put her in check.

Chris was being run over at work, so Jason told him it was time to turn on his caps lock voice.

Caps Lock Voice by JalWilly June 4, 2009

Captain Caps Lock 

Refers to any one who types in all capital letters

HELLO MY NAME Is CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK

Captain Caps Lock by Zaphod Bebblebrox May 17, 2004

Captain Caps Lock 

Often used as a funny comment in internet forums to criticize users who post in all capital letters.

User1: HELP ME WITH PROBLEM FOOBAR
User2: Ah, captain Caps Lock and the Shift Crew been here...

Captain Caps Lock by Phirius May 7, 2008

CAPS LOCK

Def=CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Person: OH MY GOD MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!

CAPS LOCK by The Lord's Only Beboppin' Son July 1, 2005

CAPS LOCK

A key on the keyboard that tweenie girls, newbies and the mentally unstable insist on pressing and using for their entire forum post/IM/text message for reasons unknown.

Perhaps they think it looks cool, or maybe they can't do joined-up writing yet and write in block capitals.

It is the most annoying button in existence.

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OMG LYK WHY CANT I UZ SHIFT TO LYK PROPERLY CAPITALIZE MY SENTNCES?!?!? CAPS LOCK IS JUST LYK SOOOOO COOOOL THAT I MUST TYP EVRYTINK I EVR THINK OF WIT IT???!?!

And such...

Caps lock example included at the end of my definition because UD won't let me abuse Caps Lock in the example

CAPS LOCK by Your Uncle Cordelia September 16, 2006