Capitao

Flame crossbow man from rainbow 6

Capitao is the worst operator ever

Capitao by BigYeetus September 28, 2019

capitao

A tickle monster

Capitao is a tickle monster

capitao by Jeff the tickler January 3, 2018

capitao

An operator in Rainbow 6 Siege that is never banned and never played, those who play him either just bought the operator or somehow found a use for his crossbow

Capitao: why my pick-rate so low?
Ranked Player: Ash go brrrrrrrrr-

capitao by PixelMan572 September 8, 2020

capitão 

A toxic,blind af nigger that will literally light a fire under yo tiny ass and make you an easy 1 pop or make u blind(litrrally and metamorphically) while having the shittest gun ever slapped with an acog

Thotsmasher69:yo fam chu heard GOobiSoFT slapped an acog on capitão, i think they should undo it and give jager back his acog
*thotsmasher69 was banned due to toxic behaviour

capitão by AsmallMOngOLiaNchild October 28, 2018

capitão urs 

A very strong and handsome penguin, usually trying to deal with the Fakeurs

OMG! Gustavo is capitão urs!

capitão urs by Morpheus16282 November 20, 2022

capitalism is gay for pay 

capitalism gay for pay — the ironic and paradoxical behavior of the American legal system’s penchant of enacting laws against LGBTQ and Transexual people; while, simultaneously having corporate donors lining up to be sponsors for Gay Pride events when money can be made.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.

This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.

Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.

You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.

Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.

America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.

An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:

Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms

Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)

A very interesting list.

One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.

This will not end well.

Capitalism isn’t gay; capitalism is gay for pay — actually a distinction without a difference.

capitalism is gay for pay by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023

Denture Capitalism 

Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.

'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'

Denture Capitalism by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012