Canuba 

A very posh french bulldog with a sexy body. People flock in large numbers to see the amazing and incredible sexy beast that is the Canuba. Trying to knock out a Canuba will result in the dreaded face pounce. Canubas are known for their taste in the finer things in life like personal heating units provided by HVAC. Though a bit gassy, the Canuba is an excellent companion who can guess anyones weight within 5 pounds.

Oh Heey Canuba...didn't see ya there.

Canuba by Banny1 December 11, 2010

canabananabalism 

The art of eating a banana, since humans share 60% of DNA with bananas

Nichole: hey bruh can you pass me that banana
Jacob: no you sick mofo, that's canabananabalism

canabananabalism by Bananafucker January 14, 2016

Canibais Salientes

Canibais salientes is a group of young brazilian girls that dance Ragatanga (or Boy is a Bottom), love gay couples, crave world domination and like to make satanic rituals to honor Bryan Fuller, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy.

Q : Do you (wor)ship Hannigram, Johnlock, Cherik, Spirk and other male pairings?
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.

Canibais Salientes by sherlock holmes May 2, 2014

Calubated? 

"Calubated?" - Greek word (δΕεΖζΗηΘθ)- means when something is in the state of imrepairness and broken
Or when someone or something is beyond the state of repairing or broken

*You and your friends are playing Rocket league*
Yahiya - *THROWS*
Safwan - Your such a honkey-dory,

Mystick - "WHAT A SAVE"

"WHAT A SAVE"

"WHAT A SAVE"
Yahiya - "Calubated?"

Calubated? by caramell0 January 19, 2021

canbanning 

Banning annoying friends who beg for pop and/or beer who then take a couple sips and leave it to expire and for you to clean up

Jon: Can you get me another Coke?
Me: You have one
Jon: Yea but its flat :(
Me: Screw you I'm canbanning you
Jon: Nooooo!!

canbanning by MN Rainmaker February 4, 2010

Calubated 

-when someone or something is broken

-when in online clas your teacher's microphone is not working, 'miss are you calubated'

Calubated by Sparkleyyy January 19, 2021

Canubering 

The act of getting fresh in the back seat of an Uber ride.

The perfect end to a boozy night on the town is canubering with hot man meat during the ride home.

Canubering by Pahdna May 23, 2017