Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.
We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.
by Daryl Grove July 1, 2020
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