A bearded growth of several months, preferably on a male, which refuses completely to fill in despite the use of multiple tonics and hair growth formula.
Dude.. Are you trying to grow a beard?
Yes, buy after several months all I got is a Canalotte!
Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white
A new religion where you eat to pray to the Lordesses, you sleep to to regenerate the soul and facetime on the weekend to learn the language. This is the only religion where you will be able to see your Lordesses.
Caralotta is an amazing carlotta. Totally perfect and prettyful she is the best. Caralotta is slightly rainbowed but it makes her all the better. Everyone wants a caralotta in their lives.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!