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Cuntlotten 

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white
“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”
Cuntlotten by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

Cianarlotteyah 

A new religion where you eat to pray to the Lordesses, you sleep to to regenerate the soul and facetime on the weekend to learn the language. This is the only religion where you will be able to see your Lordesses.
Wow, have you heard of the Cianarlotteyah religion? It's great.
Caralotta is an amazing carlotta. Totally perfect and prettyful she is the best. Caralotta is slightly rainbowed but it makes her all the better. Everyone wants a caralotta in their lives.
See that girl, she is such a caralotta
Caralotta by Polkiuj May 7, 2011

Capalotty 

A word given to someone who caps more than a regular capalot, and is usually called David
Tonye; David said his name is not Bele, that's the real Capalotty right there
Capalotty by Maphorista June 11, 2021
A canadette is a female leaf
"Hey, there are canadettes on the tree"
canadette by PRJLGS April 13, 2018

canalogue 

The catalogue the a man keeps of girls breast detail:

Size
Shape
How they sit

This is usually done sub-consciously, and is done even if the man does not think to do it.

Can be used to recall the name/face of a girl
Hey who's that girl that works at the movies with the massive cans?

Jess

Yeah thats right!
canalogue by Berserker Miller December 16, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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