It can only be spread by males through a random and hilarious discharge of semen projected through any clothing. Anything it comes into contact with contracts the disease. Other than the discharge, there is no symptoms for males. For females, the disease leaves and increasing sense of itchiness on limbs and an exponentially increasing urge to have raunchy sex with the nearest Canadian.
Holy shit John! What the hell! You weren't wearing protection?! You gave me Canaids!
Doctor: I'm sorry Jane, It appears that you've caught every disease known to man, and several known to monkey.
Jane: Even Canaids?!
Doctor: Especially Canaids.
Doctor: I'm sorry Jane, It appears that you've caught every disease known to man, and several known to monkey.
Jane: Even Canaids?!
Doctor: Especially Canaids.
by KelseyLynnB February 10, 2007
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Boy: It's Canadish
Girl: What is that?
Boy: Oh you know, It's a mixture between a Canadian and British accent
Girl: Damn that's attractive… ;)
Boy: It's Canadish
Girl: What is that?
Boy: Oh you know, It's a mixture between a Canadian and British accent
Girl: Damn that's attractive… ;)
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This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.
It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.
His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.
His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.
by scotshua April 4, 2008
Get the explosive anal cancaids mug.Cancaids, or cancAIDS, is a cross between the diseases cancer and AIDS.
If you get this, you're fucked.
Can only be obtained through sexual intercourse or reproduction.
If you have this disease, I will laugh at you, cut your penis off, and torch your body until crisp. Then I'll add various spices and ketchup and then I'll eat you.
If you get this, you're fucked.
Can only be obtained through sexual intercourse or reproduction.
If you have this disease, I will laugh at you, cut your penis off, and torch your body until crisp. Then I'll add various spices and ketchup and then I'll eat you.
by Austin McCarty March 7, 2005
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Or actually this girls tag who is uber awesome.
She gives cat AIDS to all of Maryland, and close stated
and will one day spread catAIDS all over the world.
Mr.CatAIDS is yet to be found and whoever is given this position must be someone very special.
Or actually this girls tag who is uber awesome.
She gives cat AIDS to all of Maryland, and close stated
and will one day spread catAIDS all over the world.
Mr.CatAIDS is yet to be found and whoever is given this position must be someone very special.
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Kerry: its some whack ass canadis, get weed from Shay instead.
Kerry: its some whack ass canadis, get weed from Shay instead.
by Miiiike October 22, 2006
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