Canaids

It can only be spread by males through a random and hilarious discharge of semen projected through any clothing. Anything it comes into contact with contracts the disease. Other than the discharge, there is no symptoms for males. For females, the disease leaves and increasing sense of itchiness on limbs and an exponentially increasing urge to have raunchy sex with the nearest Canadian.

Holy shit John! What the hell! You weren't wearing protection?! You gave me Canaids!

Doctor: I'm sorry Jane, It appears that you've caught every disease known to man, and several known to monkey.
Jane: Even Canaids?!
Doctor: Especially Canaids.

Canaids by KelseyLynnB February 10, 2007

Canadish 

When someone has a Canadian and British accent that's incredibly unique

Girl: I love you're accent where is it from?
Boy: It's Canadish

Girl: What is that?
Boy: Oh you know, It's a mixture between a Canadian and British accent
Girl: Damn that's attractive… ;)

Canadish by culture king May 29, 2014

explosive anal cancaids 

This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.

It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.

Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.

His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.

explosive anal cancaids by scotshua April 4, 2008

cancaids 

Cancaids, or cancAIDS, is a cross between the diseases cancer and AIDS.

If you get this, you're fucked.

Can only be obtained through sexual intercourse or reproduction.

If you have this disease, I will laugh at you, cut your penis off, and torch your body until crisp. Then I'll add various spices and ketchup and then I'll eat you.

I had sex with this hooker yesterday and now I think I have cancAIDS... :(

cancaids by Austin McCarty March 7, 2005

canaidiot 

one who thinks small and cheap is the way to run a bussiness to take advantage of good workers to add a few us dollars to their pocket they try to give the crap equipment to the us and use the profits made to make their their bussiness grow in canada pay the us workers crap pay and good wadges for same job in canada

any canadain co working in the us makes you canaidiot

canaidiot by an ex empolyee of Canaidiots February 7, 2012

CatAIDS

Feline HIV.
Or actually this girls tag who is uber awesome.
She gives cat AIDS to all of Maryland, and close stated
and will one day spread catAIDS all over the world.
Mr.CatAIDS is yet to be found and whoever is given this position must be someone very special.

hey John, lets go tag CatAIDS on that blank wall

CatAIDS by cat AIDS August 19, 2010

canadis 

crummy outdoor grown canadian marijuana

Mike: hows that chronic you got from Gavin?

Kerry: its some whack ass canadis, get weed from Shay instead.

canadis by Miiiike October 22, 2006