Canadian Bus Ride

To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers

"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.

"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife

by Bill Greenwood October 20, 2008

Canadian bus ride

An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.

"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."

by stanleypants September 26, 2008

Canadian bus ride

The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.

Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.

by Stevens W Galloway September 26, 2008

canadian busrider

Attacking and murdering somebody, cutting their head off, and then eating some of the remains for good measure.

Chris, you'd better eat all of your fucking broccoli, or else I'm going to give you a canadian busrider.

by LOLNTY September 28, 2008