Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 9, 2014