can't be me

When a situation happens to an individual that would never happen to you.

Dopinder: "My crush of 5 years, friend zoned me... I'm sad"
Mike: "Can't be me"

by MortyCo April 21, 2019

Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 01, 2004

Can't see me

originally comes from the idea that the white man can not see the black man's struggle, or perhaps chooses not to see his struggle.
The phrase has been adapted as a statement of toughness to indicate superiority.

"I just spent the last 6 months in county."

"Whatever, you can't see me."

by atlantastudent April 08, 2009

Can't whoop me!

Asserting you'r manhood to others.

Can't whoop me!

by Big Nasty 0 January 24, 2011

can't touch me

A song from Family Guy, sung my Peter Griffin.

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah, CAN'T TOUCH ME!

by TehManOfTehHouse July 25, 2006

can't tell me nothin'

A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.

Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}

Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!

Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?

Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!

by M.C. Escher January 10, 2008

i can't stop me

The best song in Twice's 2020 album of Eyes Wide Open.

I can't stop me, can't stop me ooo woah

by Risky risky wigi 위기 December 07, 2020