Camry Power 

The immediate thrust that is unleashed when one steps on the gas pedal of a Toyota Camry. The propulsion of Camry Power is so immense that the passengers experience a feeling of weightlessness, similar to that of the Gravitron. Camry Power generally upsets car enthusiasts because the physical appeal of a family sedan is by no means “cool”, yet the impetus discharged from the petite 4-cylinder Toyota engine is so astonishingly unfair.

Greg: I raced Chad yesterday…
Simon: Needless to say, you creamed him?
Greg: Nah, son. He had his mom’s Camry.
Simon: But you’ve got v-tec!
Greg: No match for Camry Power. =/

Camry Power by Babyspookysexy September 9, 2009