Camel Envy 

Camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord.....

The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.

To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”

Camel Envy by The Fuse February 26, 2010

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men 

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men by DaChazman February 14, 2005

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men 

One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.

this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men by DaChazman February 23, 2005