Calum Smith 

The saddest boy to live on the earth because he sits inside and plays C.O.D all day

Oh look it's Calum Smith... "hey calum, you comin out" .... "naaa i'm playin C.O.D with mcatee"

Calum Smith by jayzz345 November 10, 2010

Callum Smith

Fat geek

Callum Smith, 118 Winter Road, Southsea, 07772 917607

Callum Smith by Luke Threadingham October 16, 2008

Callum Smith Rothie 

The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society

Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark

Callum Smith Rothie by callumsdirtyunderwear August 5, 2019

Callum Smith

A Callum Smith is a tool used to peel back unwanted skin. You can peel back the skin on your arms, back, legs, even your eyelids.

“Check out my new callum Smith. I just peeled my foreskin!”

Callum Smith by LexiBatterson69 December 31, 2018

callum bowden smith 

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

callum bowden smith by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023