california coffee 

When you sit sown for your morning cup of coffee, and instead of sugar, you drop a couple of spoon fulls of pure Columbian cocaine into that shit.

Dude, I had an exam this morning, so I woke up the mighty kids way with a cup of california coffee.

california coffee by TJ Short October 1, 2007

California Coffee Break 

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )

After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

California Coffee Break by Smurf And Waterbug September 17, 2010

california coffee pot 

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

california coffee pot by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020

California Turnaround Coffee 

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.

It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.

California Turnaround Coffee by Red_Baron March 30, 2009